Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

Mayce-lips

lips on a women that are very large and are mostly used to suck dick. men do not want to kiss a girl with mayce-lips because they are to big.

man that chick has got some mean mayce-lips

by jackass33 November 23, 2010

read my lips

a very nice way to say, " girl you got moose knuckle" Said as if she has a such a gnarly front wedgie that you can almost her what her other lips are saying.

Oh my god becky, look twelve o clock, read my lips!!

by bazinka November 29, 2007

Ass Lips

n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.

Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.

by Captain Drag Ass May 16, 2009

MEXICAN LIPSTICK

WHEN A GUY PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THEN RUBS IT ON YOUR LIPS SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ON CHULA LIPSTICK.

I was just getting ready to cum so I pulled it out of her ass and as I was aiming for her face she grabbed my dick and gave herself some Mexican Lipstick.

by 9078675309 January 5, 2009

lipstick

Something old women put on to remind them that they once had lips. The only young people that wear it are prostitutes (to help them show up on dark corners), boys who desperately wish to be girls (self explanatory), & strippers (to reflect the strobe lights from their awful teeth).

I saw Elton with bright red lipstick on, he wants to be a girl, but instead he just comes off as easy.

by prettyboybobby August 31, 2011

liper

cross between lipo and sniper

the sniper of lipo

"That dang liper shot me from having lipo."

by Erica May 13, 2005