When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.
Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.
An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.
Used in conversation as "AHJ".
Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.
An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.
Used in conversation as "AHJ".
Example (Awkward Hand Job):
Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!
Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.
Person 1: ... fine... :-/
Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!
Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.
Person 1: ... fine... :-/
by kevseany August 4, 2012
Get the Awkward Hand Jobmug. One day, I came home and my girlfriend was sitting seductively on my couch. I had had a rough day and i didnt feel like doing anything with her. i told her that and she said, "Alright, ill do all the work. ill give u ablow job." She shoved me onto the floor and yanked off my shirt. She Kissed my nipples and soon they were hard. She started to kiss down my abs and slowly pulled off my pants. I turned her over and started dry humping her. I then pulled off her shirt and bra and started rubbing her boobs and kissing them. They were so big. She started to graon, "More, more MORE!!" So i took off the rest of her clothes and stuck my erect penis in her vagina. I rode her for a full 5 min. and then turned her over and gave her some anal. I stopped, but she still wanted more and so did I.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
by kinkman321 June 16, 2010
Get the blow jobmug. Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.
Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.
by queenlofod September 7, 2009
Get the Canadian Wax Jobmug. by Dumpster Bagel January 5, 2009
Get the rim jobmug. A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.
"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
by Kevin McNaught May 12, 2006
Get the mickey mouse jobmug. When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
by Burque' January 11, 2009
Get the Navajo Spackle Jobmug. 1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.
2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
by Jon and Po March 10, 2009
Get the Bowl Jobmug.