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SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."
by Ace April 20, 2004
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Heavy Metal Jesus

-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.

-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.

-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.

- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
by umaekmaehornie November 10, 2010
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fluff your jesus

It is when you pick up your Jesus pillow and shake it and squeeze it in order to fluff it up.
You: Wow, this Jesus pillow is pretty flat. Maybe I should fluff it up.
Me: Yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
by M-Dog August 7, 2004
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Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."
by Hakif July 29, 2009
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since jesus was an embryo

This phrase, often used in Navy circles especially by Benz's while chastising wannabes, means "for a fucking long time."
"You guys have been here since Jesus was an embryo and you still can't do the Chief run!"
by Billy B Bad February 15, 2015
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omar jesus

A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"

"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
by Gordapata May 5, 2015
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latino jesus

I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl
Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away
by Dhdudifh April 22, 2017
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