hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 05, 2021
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HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"
Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...
by bguguen destroyer August 25, 2014
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The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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Junior's hair

I wish I had Junior's hair
by 6/&:8,7?&,! January 01, 2016
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hslot hair

best era, i will be taking go slander
oh, what’s the best era and why is it hslot hair
by someone with taste mwah December 06, 2020
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lil hair

lil hair
by heghtrgihidugruihijgtooooogt February 13, 2019
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