Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017

Its related to the term sugardaddy! A FB Sugababy is a person who uses fb to lure the desired sex into sending money by posting sexual pics, acting interested in you and filling you with false hope on a daily basis! In these situations you will never meet them and most of the time wont speal to them.
1 GUY: HOLY SHIT JASON!
2 GUY: WUSUP BRO?
1 GUy: WHOS THIS ASHLEY MMM CHIC
ON UR FB?
2 GUY: DONT WASTE YOU TIME SHE IS A
Facebook SUGABABY
1 GUY: MANN THANKS FOR LETTING ME
KNOW!
2 GUY: WUSUP BRO?
1 GUy: WHOS THIS ASHLEY MMM CHIC
ON UR FB?
2 GUY: DONT WASTE YOU TIME SHE IS A
Facebook SUGABABY
1 GUY: MANN THANKS FOR LETTING ME
KNOW!
by The women of Earth October 17, 2023

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.
by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".
If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.
by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013
