Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

hannon the bozo clown

hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys

hannon the bozo clown

by bozos fr May 25, 2022

Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world

"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"

by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022

scribbles d clown

Used to described someone who is mad and gone beyond the brink of rage and anger.

Hey, have you seen scribbles d clown down by the park?

Yeah I hear he was mocked recently..

by jayce dooling funy October 4, 2022

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022