chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

boner

big and hard dick

Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea

Dude thats a wicked boner!

by Igor1021 September 12, 2021

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike

don't come near me , leave some boner room

by eroserer March 7, 2022