lorena: omg im a ryan stan!
lucy: same!
spyder: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more ryan stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
lucy: same!
spyder: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more ryan stans!
majo: yay!
This is satire I promise
by go away toot! July 29, 2021

They are 100% fuck boys. Who will completely break your heart because Ryan's a lyin'. They ask every girl possible for nudes no matter who it is, and they go spreading there dick pics to every girl possible. It says a lot when some random girl named Susan from North Dakota has seen Ryan's dick.
by stealyourmanzzzz May 18, 2018

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019

by BleuArmy March 4, 2024

by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021

This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
by The Homieslice of the Negro May 3, 2018

Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.
by Epicositiest June 5, 2020
