Milk

The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand

You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?

Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.

by R/ChildSupport June 11, 2019

Milk

A description for something or something that happened that is cool as hell, dope, or sick.

“Damn, that shot was milky as fuck.”

“The photo you posted was milk.”

“Bro, her body is milk af.”

by DudemanGuyman April 05, 2022

Milk

What your dad went to get when he never came back...

Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!

Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...

by y0urfr1endlyNe1gb0rh00dSp1der April 15, 2020

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 06, 2021

Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 03, 2020

Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 03, 2020