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African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.
African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.
by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.
by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021
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American Ape

The ape that the Dutch East India Company imported to the United States of America during the 1600s and 1700s.
That fucking American Ape stole from my store again
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
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americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
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American Divide

The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.
The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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