When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020
The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 06, 2014
When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
by Giant Labbit December 06, 2009
The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023
when people have nose bleeds, its just our nose on a period. so when your nose isnt bleeding, its not on its period so when you stick a dick into there and they cum, you will most likely get sick. when your sick you nose runs because it gave birth to babies what run around a butt ton. so boom, running nose
guy 1: can i have some tissues? i have a running nose
guy 2: well then you better catch it
guy 1 : >:(
guy 2: well then you better catch it
guy 1 : >:(
by THE CANDY MAN DOWN THE STREET March 20, 2023
A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner
by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016
Yo bro, I thought it was just going to be a hat trick...but then that barber shop chick called me wanting my Dee. I gave it to her. She earned after that fresh cut she gave me. Turkey Run Complete.
by bobertbohnson May 06, 2022