Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 May 21, 2011
1 - A term used in Latino and African-American communities to describe a party with limited food offered to the guests.
2 - A party where all the host offers their guests is cola and chips.
2 - A party where all the host offers their guests is cola and chips.
That was a real "white people's party", all they offered was coke and chips.
I left that party hungry because all they offered was soda and chips, what a "white people's party"
I left that party hungry because all they offered was soda and chips, what a "white people's party"
by Hombre Menso January 02, 2025
The intense feeling of wanting to put a polo stick out the car window and use people or bicycles who carelessly put themselves in the path of your car as the puck.
by DeeTasmania September 08, 2017
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
by handsomegenius February 12, 2023
"They won't do anything they don't want to do." For example, they would rather die than say things they dont want to say. They would, perhaps, refuse to leave the door open when talking to their students in private so that no one would be able to say that they were piping the grad students (You know? As a form of INSULATION FROM SCANDAL). And they would DEFINITELY not EVER acknowledge someone they didn't want to acknowledge.
Hym "But would 'Disagreeable people' lie blatantly about being Disagreeable? Perhaps.... What would it take for them to lie? Well... Maybe, JUST maybe... "How they might be conceptualized" is higher up on their hierarchy of values than the actual truth. For example, if they engaged in some sort of religious enterprise and you asked them whether or not they believe in God.... They would prioritize how they would be conceptualized for answering over the actual answer. So they wouldn't answer. Why should they? They don't want to. And THEIR will is superordinate to all others and must be preserved at all cost."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 04, 2017