My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

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penis in the castle

A penis that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the vaginas in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. The first such penis appeared in Britain in 1543, when the great King Asshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the Penis, instead of his son, the Taint. The penis then successfully fought off the French army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.

All bow before the great penis in the castle.

by George Swealey March 19, 2008

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penis people

people who have penises everywhere growing on there body

look at that guy he has penises all over him and so does his wife, there penis people

by K.A.L.E June 23, 2011

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penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks

dude today in lunch i got a penis pop

by spying cow October 18, 2006

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Penis Guilt

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.

"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

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