house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical June 11, 2012
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House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Going to Aidrec's house

The act of visiting someone's house with sexual intent.
Person 1: Hey are you free later?
Person 2: No, I'm going to Aidrec's house.
Person 1: You freak.
by HelloMoth November 01, 2024
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Keens Elm House

The hottest boys year 9 boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy boys
Grace- mate I’m going on campus with a boy from keens elm house

Lilly- fuck your a lucky sod
by Jamie12958 May 28, 2021
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Ghost house theme

Used to refer to something/someone goofy, corny, or outright cringe.
#1

Billy Bob: “Bro, the people at this school are so fucking ghost house theme, I’m transferring.”

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Diddy: “That party was legit ghost house theme! There wasn’t even any middle school girls there either!”
by I'm da bezt fool February 26, 2025
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Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.
This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.
by 1000sandwiches December 09, 2024
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St Anne’s house

St Anne’s house at millfield which is full of fit boys that will completely fuck you over whenever they get the chance
St Anne’s house at millfield which is full of fit boys that will completely fuck you over whenever they get the chance

Ella- “im going on a walk with a st Anne’s boy”

Lauren- “good luck mate you are going to get heartbroken”
by Sexyhotspicypringle November 24, 2021
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