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The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook 😜😜😜😜
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021
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facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 7, 2018
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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019
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FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
Only Karens use Facebook
by Spoon-man January 12, 2022
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Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
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Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013
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