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Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
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Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
by Rockinroller September 3, 2010
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Facebook Bait

to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes
T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?

V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..
by Francis Bird February 22, 2015
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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Facebook sugarbaby

it's a woman who is on social media. She only talks to guys and flirts with them to con them out of money! It's usually the older retirement they prey upon.
1st guy: Dude look at this chic I met on fb! She's amazing! Almost to good to be true.
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!
by HBJR51501976 March 18, 2024
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Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.
Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!
by Douggers67 September 2, 2016
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