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facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.
i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!
by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012
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place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet
I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
by gabale September 13, 2022
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a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 3, 2014
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Facebook Lisa

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !
Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.
by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020
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The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021
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