two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025

Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

two fingers up

two fingers up automatically increases rizz by 20%

damn she had two fingers up, she must have w rizz

by user1626383 April 17, 2022

Bitchy two chus

A person who is always nice in your dreams, but a fucking bitch in real life

She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus

by Annieovoca January 14, 2021

two stick, one chain

Two Stick One Chain Means A Nunchuck

Leonardo: Mikey wheres to two stick, one chain
Mikey: My Nunchuck

by Cyxz Dickrider June 19, 2023

Two Thumbs Up

You love to be caringly held by large muscular men.

Michael and Jacob held two thumbs up in the picture.
They must love large muscular men.

by queerbungeefrog October 16, 2022

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024