Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008

meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

by 572 November 9, 2007

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

Yeet the meat to the beat

Mastrabating to the beat of the song. Originating in Riverside California.

1. Dude make sure to "Yeet the meat to the beat".
2. Okay I will make sure to bro.

by Java337 March 28, 2019

Luncheon Meat Curry

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

by Jeffphff June 22, 2011

cuck meat sandwich

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019

Loose Meat Disease

A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."

Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.

by Shenk44 January 10, 2018