international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

Hit

A hit is a dose in which is enough to get you high on Weed Ecstacy Cocaine Meth etc.

Alex: Ayy man know where I could get a hit
Sean: yea bro follow me

by Luky tagga March 1, 2020

hit sandwich

An ugly bitch you have sex with

I had a hit sandwich last night and i regret

by Reg Filler December 26, 2017

Steve Hit

The last few hits of a bowl of weed.

I’ll load another bowl after you smoke the Steve Hits out of it.

by screamingmeme32 December 9, 2024

hit a couple

To play tennis.

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

hit the flap

To snitch on yourself or someone else in order to be moved by the guards to a different part of the jail away from the inmates that you are scared of or have a problem with

If you don't like it then hit the flap bitch

by Wookie1639 July 8, 2016