White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids

Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers

by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006

Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.

Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?

by LargeDavid April 1, 2021

like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.

Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.

by Leydlelee November 21, 2017

Bridge Over Troubled Water

Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.

Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021