when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it
by Funndguy August 15, 2010
A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
by Pat Manson February 24, 2010
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.
by CNN's Stacy Legina January 19, 2009
a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert
1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"
2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"
2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"
by sumdumblond July 06, 2010
1. A term used in anger towards another person or object. Can be used in place of words like ass-clown and mother fucker.
2. Term for someone who is very, very douchey. Often, this person is so douchey that they take all the fun out of whatever you are doing.
2. Term for someone who is very, very douchey. Often, this person is so douchey that they take all the fun out of whatever you are doing.
1. "Watch where the hell you are driving you douched face killer!"
2. "That guy is such a douche faced killer... he is working out with ten pound weights trying to impress the ladies."
2. "That guy is such a douche faced killer... he is working out with ten pound weights trying to impress the ladies."
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009