MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.

and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.

Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.

by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021

Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.

Yo I just ice-cream sandwiched brad.

by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022

Him Sandwich

A pet name used to describe someone you are dating on the side.

I’m going to see Him Sandwich.
Are you texting Him Sandwich?

by maplefreakingsyrup March 17, 2022

Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis

If you fight him, be prepared for him to try a Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich on you.

by bluemadeline March 21, 2022

Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”

Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”

by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022