Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010

Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.

dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.

"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"

by Smc43 June 16, 2022

Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

by Gooner god January 23, 2012

pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.

Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.

by Mong off February 22, 2022

dixy shits

The fiery shits you experience the morning after eating chicken wings from dixy chicken. Usually go hand in hand with Jagermeister Shits from the jagerbombs you drink when clubbing, creating the ultimate ringstinger

Josh: "shouldn't have ate those wings last night, had a mad case of the dixy shits"

Curtis: "that's grim mate"

by akhilsbluewaffle March 27, 2020

Shit Romney

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.

When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020