kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

scandinavian feet porn

Stinky cheesy feet

Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
10 mins later:
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by ☆★Marigold★☆ October 17, 2022

Porn type

One who’s bangable but not relationship worthy

She’s my porn type

by Reepops08 July 15, 2019

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

by LingoOG September 22, 2017

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 23, 2024

porn

ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.

Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD

by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020