Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Pants

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.

-Hey bro you got pants?

_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!

- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say

by I have what you need May 28, 2022

Parts Hero

Someone that does not know how to properly diagnose, an engine, appliance or computer just to start replacing parts to fix the problem. This may or may not be a good option to make the engine or appliance run. Furthermore it may end up costing the non-schooled technician to spend more money than need be.

I didn't have proper diagnostic computers to fix the car so I became a parts hero and started replacing what I thought was broke until the problem went away.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

pants

sped kids

look at those pants over there. yucky 😡

by fish..dick July 2, 2022

Pact

But if the signing of the pact is what caused the war; then if they hadn't signed it the Germans would have just stayed and just finished killing all of the Jews.

Hym "So the Soviets do sign that pact and if the German doesn't try to take over the rest of the world then no one would have come to save the Jews. Why? Because nobody is willing to lift a finger to save anyone. Nobody gives a fuck about genocide. Don't believe me? Ask the Armenians... Or the Uyghurs... Or the French who were genocided by the Haitians... Literally anyone who has ever been genocided... Good thing the Christ story isn't an indictment on other people to act... Right?"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2022

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

by cvttheworld September 14, 2022

Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public

Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.

by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022