crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"

Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.

by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005

honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

My own self

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.

Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".

by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

my favorite murder

A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.

Do you listen to My Favorite Murder

by VTMurderino June 7, 2018

suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

by getsome69 November 3, 2014

smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010