go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

Play-sexual

To love playing games

He likes games, he must be Play-sexual

by Amiya Maker June 14, 2018

Glue Play

The act of letting your partner pour a bucket of super glue over your body and letting it dry, usually done on a soft surface such as a bed. The super glue crust will be worn until one's partner allows the crust to be removed. This practice is most popular in Seattle.

John J.: i was doing glue play yesterday it was pretty cool

by skatingbudgie February 24, 2025