Michael

Someone who has a crippling porn addiction

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn

by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023

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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024

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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

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National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

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Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

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Michael W

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.

Michael W is telling a very funny joke.

by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023

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