Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008

Mr mini meat

A creepy little man who you can catch smoking a black and mild outside of 711 talking to strangers. Be careful he can walk on all 4s and has strong hate toward homosexuals dont get caught lackin. Mr mini meat wears black af1s das it. Dont do anything around him that isnt sketchy or else your a “gay homo” if you have a valuable item in his proximity. He will.cum on it. You wont even see it coming cause his meats size is mini as hell like funsize kitkat

dats mr mini meat
Bro put away ur mikey watch away rn unless you want it to look like a frosted cupcake with numbers

by datscayute August 8, 2020

Yeet the meat to the beat

Mastrabating to the beat of the song. Originating in Riverside California.

1. Dude make sure to "Yeet the meat to the beat".
2. Okay I will make sure to bro.

by Java337 March 28, 2019

Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"

by Zoku March 20, 2013

Meat and ice cream

A guy with a big dick and sweet tasting cum

I hooked up with this meat and ice cream last night, it was incredible

by A person???? November 25, 2018

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Loose Meat Disease

A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."

Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.

by Shenk44 January 10, 2018