Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

my favorite murder

A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.

Do you listen to My Favorite Murder

by VTMurderino June 7, 2018

honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

Bic My Shit

To shave one's privates.

Occasionally, Dave would pull down his pants and underwear and inspect his junk. If he discovered it was an unsightly, hairy mess, he would pull out a disposable razor and yell, "Michelle, I'll be down in a minute after I Bic my shit".

by Blumpster September 30, 2009

cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"

Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.

by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

by getsome69 November 3, 2014