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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time
Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!
by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022
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Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex
‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.
by Rita2468 December 7, 2021
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Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.
He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters
by nopitters December 8, 2021
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Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."
person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"
by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021
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jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Monkey Bunked

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
by Skylineclark January 30, 2022
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