jack gelmi

he is an L bozo/ a Flop/ a massive fat wanna be esh lad
very bitchy

jack gelmi- im wanna be esh
everyone else- shut the fuck up faggot

by pppoper April 30, 2022

Jack Powell

Someone who is straight

Nice to meet you jack Powell

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

Jack Avery

JACK AVERY IS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER

I love Jack Avery because he IS THE HOTTEST MAN LIVING

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

Jack Greenwood

The notorious B.I. GREENWOOD Himself. He is a gangsta and a supa fly English teacher. He loves his mother and gets lost in supermarkets.

Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket again.
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets

by CoopahC September 27, 2023

Jack soloing

doing something on your own, or on your "Jack". Often used when describing something epic which a person may be doing.

bob: Dude, there is a naked guy running about the house!
Ciaran: Jeepers! he has some balls, it looks like he is jack soloing it!

by $3bby $un August 7, 2010