by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the first cousin-in-lawmug. You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. stepcousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepcousin-in-lawmug. 
Get the half-co-uncle-in-lawmug. 
Get the stepgrandfather-in-lawmug. The idea behind an idea is always better than the reality of doing it.
For example: Going out for a smoke because you're bored but realizing you're just as bored but with a smoke in your hand.
Going out to clubs sounds fun, once you're there you realize you rather want to go home and thus continue the circle of Deveyra's Law.
For example: Going out for a smoke because you're bored but realizing you're just as bored but with a smoke in your hand.
Going out to clubs sounds fun, once you're there you realize you rather want to go home and thus continue the circle of Deveyra's Law.
"-Dude, i went out clubbing last night and law of Deveyra were implied. I should've stayed home."
"- I'm bored, lets go for a walk!
- Before you decide, contemplate Deveyra's law."
"- I'm bored, lets go for a walk!
- Before you decide, contemplate Deveyra's law."
by Andreas Deveyra February 23, 2019
Get the Law of Deveyramug. 