hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 3, 2006

Hair

Synonym for "no cap"

"Fr fr hair"

by cupnoodlesarepeopletoo September 12, 2023

Becky with the Good Hair

The nickname given to former NBA player Matt Barnes being served with Momma's Cooking.

Becky with the Good Hair is a key member of the "Go along, Get along gang."

by That Madness August 8, 2021

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.

I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.

by EY WHAT U DOING IN MY SWAMP DO June 16, 2020