crack brownies

The little shits that come out of your butthole

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.

My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.

by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.

Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!

by Yeetasourasrex July 2, 2019

prison crack

A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show

Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack

by Bigmacmeal April 21, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018