Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

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brane boner

When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.

My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.

by the brane man April 14, 2011

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Milk Boner

The act of dipping a penis into warm milk and proceeding to get a boner. Black men normally to this to simulate white women who are very pale.

Wow bro, did you just get a milk boner?

by black nibba 27 February 28, 2018

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Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010

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Bolero

An epic folk metal band from the Greater Toronto Area, Ontario Canada. For fans of Moonsorrow, Finntroll, Ensiferum, Equilibrium.

www.myspace.com/bolerometal

by Morgir February 11, 2010

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Pull a Boner

To make a stupid mistake due to lack of adequate contemplation or thoughtfulness. Originated from the fact that boners do not need much thought to take form.

Son: Dad, how'd you get the truck stuck trying to pull the car out of the snowbank?
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.

Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.

by BeetusInUs August 18, 2013

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