crime boner 

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

crime boner by The crime boner January 23, 2014

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

Neck Boner by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

Loner Boner 

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

Loner Boner by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

combat boner 

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

combat boner by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014

Immortal Boner 

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

Immortal Boner by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014

Cheesy Boner 

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

Cheesy Boner by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

data boner 

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

data boner by archwolf September 24, 2014