Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 09, 2021

beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 01, 2020

Beaning

The action of bean.
Committing bean (present tense)
(The simple explanation is it is like beans )

That man is beaning no cap

by School beaner December 06, 2024

Beaning

when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

by NumiGumi September 14, 2024

Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 03, 2023

Beaning

The act of re-filling a bean bag

Sally: Hey did you go for that BEANING appointment?
Shanty: I BEANED my beanbag yesterday.

by ZxxN May 02, 2023

cheese beans mom

your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion

i love cheese beans mom on Sunday mornings

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022