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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.
I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.
by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014
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Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.
Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!
by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013
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vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night
"I caught another vannila bean last night!"
by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013
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tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013
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poodle bean

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.
by Bend-over November 28, 2013
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the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.
"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."
by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013
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