Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.
Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023
Complete and udder domination, beaning is win one side or person has destroyed his or hers opposition, there have been many beaners over the years, Napoleon was a top beaner, as was George washington, Ice T was indeed a top beaner, the most recent beaner being "string bean" also known as "the alpha bean"
"fam your getting beaned on"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"
by STRING BEEAAN January 15, 2016
by Birthday dinner August 20, 2019
Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored”
Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”
Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”
There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”
Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”
There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 09, 2021
by Nerd_Rages April 01, 2020
by School beaner December 06, 2024
when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
by NumiGumi September 14, 2024