Boy Scouts of America

We are Boy Scouts
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn

Scout: "Why hello old lady! Would you like help crossing the street?"

Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"

by x=-b+/-b2-4ac/2a April 11, 2009

American Nightmare

A description of the tragic status quo in the US since 45 was elected into office.

The Buffoon in Chief has unleashed our mass American Nightmare.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019

true american

What you are post-thanksgiving. A title only earned after consuming large amounts of turkey, potatoes, and pie.

"Ugh, I'm stuffed. At least I'm a true American."

by sml-er November 25, 2011

American Folk Dancing

Obfuscated term for pole dancing and strip clubs.

Let's go to the American Folk Dancing tonight. BoYah.

by neoliminal December 31, 2009

American World Empire Movement

A movement that seeks to put the policy in place that the United States should conquer the rest of the world or all of it that they can. Because of the rest of the world are ignort,dirty and malnurished babbabians and the United States has a duty to bring civilization to the rest of the world.

Support the American World Empire Movement.

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

American Idol

One of those talent shows that is only entertaining when the contestants are not talented. Also, no one has any interest in it anymore because Simon Cowell is now a judge on The X-Factor. Watch that instead.

Sheri: "Dang, did you see American Idol last night?"
Zeke: "Lol, no! Who the fuck watches American Idol any more? It's 2015!"

by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015

American Car Bomb

A shot of ranch dressing dropped into a half pint of Budweiser. Inspired by Irish car bomb. Might be the most disgusting thing you’ll ever drink.

I can’t believe Connor just drank that American car bomb. Doesn’t he know that was Budweiser and ranch dressing?

by americancarbomb September 30, 2018