Lachlan .j McIntyre

One of the sexiest beasts in all of the world, he gets all the ladies whether they want to or not, he is really funny and does the stupidest stuff sometimes, but that's what makes him the best person to be around. A bit moody at times but generally really nice with a massive heart of love and affection.

"Damn, Lachlan .j McIntyre is nothing but the best."

by A Guy Who Loves Being A Dumbas September 5, 2021

/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive

Ex: i like sleeping /j.

by Anon37 September 15, 2023

girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

J's BORG

J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.

If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Andy J

A guy who shits himself all the time

What’s that smell? Must’ve been Andy J.

by JoeseophMama October 28, 2020

J Dog

J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.

Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro

by Lil Lank February 19, 2021

J-La

The name J-La is a Black American/ Godbody varient of the name "Jayla" of American, Hebrew, Greek and Sanskirt origin. ... It is traditionally a name given to a girl. Jayla means 'God will protect' in Hebrew. In Sanskrit, it translates to 'victory' and in Greek, it means 'to heal'. In the 5% Nation of Gods and Earths I translates to "Justice Love Allah"

Everyone spelled Jayla the same. Do we decide to be creative and spell it J-La

by Jasmin Plus November 21, 2021