car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

I lvoe cars

A silly way of saying "I love cats"

"Maz I lvoe cars so much"
"Cam please stop talking about cats"

by TotallyNotTag February 4, 2024

Car leap

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

indian car wash

Getting a hand job at a car wash in India

dude that girl just gave me an indian car wash

by I AM POSEIDON May 14, 2014

murdered car

When a car or truck is blacked out in every way possible, black paint, black logos, tinted windows, tinted headlights

(Murdered car /truck )

Man that truck is black on black on black !

Yup it’s “murdered” right out....

by Jub marinz July 5, 2018

people in a car

Can mean anything sexual. ANYTHING! Define it how you want.

`Woah, look at those people in a car!`

by Kaoru Chan December 26, 2006

Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.

I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020