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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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shepperd pie

A very bizarre sex move were a person feels sexually aroused by farmyard animals sitting on them and laying waste on there stomaches or chest.
"O my god what are u making that horse do to u". Steven said. "O Steven its ok it called a shepperd pie" said Roger.
by thats random October 14, 2009
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.
“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”
by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019
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Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
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Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.
Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...
by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019
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Cherry Pie

When you cum in a girl when she's on her period.
1."Ah, shitface squirrel turds! You didn't tell me you was on your period!"
2."Welp, daddy, I guess we're just gonna have to make a cherry pie."
by aPervyGeinocolgist May 19, 2018
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The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.
Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.
by Numerati December 28, 2023
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