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American Swim

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
by Tamss June 8, 2021
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Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.
"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"
by Miahne January 1, 2018
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American charizard

The act of pouring hot sauce along the vagina of a female and proceeding to "eat her out" then spitting the hotsauce out in her face.
Bro i didn't know sharon was a freak like that. We went back to her place and one thing led to another and we ended up doing an american charizard
by Thenewgenmen December 7, 2022
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American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021
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Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
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American

...looks can be deceiving; "thin" does not, automatically, translate: healthy. w/ that said: just because a person is "overweight" does not mean they will keel over @ any given moment.
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.

There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made

that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.

Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
🇹🇹I'm proud to be an american; at least, I know I'm free and I won't forget those who gave their lives....
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲

Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
by ¡USA! March 21, 2021
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american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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