lil penis

gangsta way of saying little dick

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)

by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019

Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

Small penis

A guy named Dawson

Tries to stick it in Hannah but she doesn't like small penis

by Connor mcvoy August 3, 2016

Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.

That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011

xander's penis

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

by definitely not xander October 4, 2021