Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero

Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening

by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Jesus Boner

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.

by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023

Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.

One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020