Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast

Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature

by big D boii February 21, 2017

You Made no money saying that

Use when someone just talking shii

Jason: You fat and you stink

Jamal: You made no money saying that

by Ezzlexx August 15, 2024

FFF You Money

Popularized on the Howard Stern Radio show, it is having a level of income where all your basic needs are met, & you still have plenty of money to buy pretty much whatever you want. FFF You Money also means you don't have to work anywhere you do not want to. In the extremist examples, you do not have to work at all.

My back is aching. If I had FFF You Money, I would have a masseuse here every day massaging my back!!!

by Hallow Weener January 31, 2023

Honey Money

Cursed Ooze, that cums, from, Xi-...Mean, _Winnie the Pooh's,_ "Honeypot". MOSTLY everyone, seems to be Compie, for it.

Can people _STOP BEING,_ so COMPIE, for Winnie the Pooh's Honey Money, for like, one moment?!"

by Sora Rouge July 20, 2022

J money

J money means to lie or to cap

Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023