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John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.
Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018
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Greyson Michael Chance

Someone who was dropped in a pool of sexiness and sugar coated in cuteness!
youtube superstar Greyson Michael Chance
by Greysonator August 22, 2011
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A Spicy Michael

To let out a flatulent or "rip ass" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;

also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
"I gave Dillon a spicy michael after he passed out at the party."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
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george michael

Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.
After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:

Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
by Fauver December 17, 2006
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jan michael vincent

Only eight Jan Michael Vincents are allowed per precinct.
by Little Niglet April 22, 2017
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Pulling a Michael Jackson

Turning Black to white
-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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