Fair and Lovely

A group of cunts who take advantage of colorism and promote it.

Indian Aunties: Have you tried using Fair and Lovely?
Anybody with a brain: No, because I’m fine with my skin

by YMCAYMCA November 6, 2020

Tubs of Love

When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.

James: "Hey mate can you hold these spindles of dvds while I take your photo for the corporate website"
Ben: "Yeah. . . ok, why? What are they?"
camera click with flash
James: "They are my tubs of love, baby!"

by Bangerman January 6, 2009

lunch love

An oral sex act performed on Eddie Izzard

He was so great on stage I wanted to lunch love him right there

by DonkeyMeat January 23, 2014

microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will

"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"

by pierceishere May 25, 2019

love gloves

Another name for condoms

IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.

by anonfag November 25, 2007

love battle

When 2 gay guys put on glow in the dark condoms and have a love battle Star Wars style

Carl and Simon had a love battle last night now I have to buy more glow in the dark condoms

by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020

love rash

When you miss and love someone so you get a rash on your chest arms ect.

I got a love rash last night x

by Penisilling June 12, 2019