Pineapple Hairs

The spiky green leaves on top of a pineapple, as defined by Anix (YouTuber).

Look at the pineapple hairs on top of Spongebob’s house

by Ratty Remy June 16, 2020

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.

After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.

by Flaggit February 3, 2010

pineapple hairs

The hair of a pineapple

(used in a video by Anix)
use starcode anix

I'm gonna call it pineapple hairs

by bananacado June 17, 2020

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

the rock with hair

the rock with hair is a mythical creature that no one remembers
he is dangerous because he could use his special power move the eyebrow raise.
the eyebrow raise throws the opponent in the air and bombards them with memes

person 1 "hey have you seen the rock with hair?"
person 2 "he had hair?????"
person 3 "RUN HES COMING"
the rock with hair 'raises eyebrow'
everyone in a 100 mile radius "ahhh help me!! too many taco bel noises"

by the rock with hair March 10, 2022

hair puller

a person (usually female) who uses hair pulling as their primary method of attack in a fight compared to dealing actual blows.

"(Girl) is such a hair puller! When I fought her she pulled out three of my braids didn't even punch me"

by potatoking101 June 16, 2025